Penguins are creating problems that we are unaware of...

...the amount of chunks of polar ice due to the mass exodus of penguins from Antarctica to Southern California has caused an increase in polar ice melts, to the point to where sea levels have actually risen. You see why this bothers me, on many levels”

  -Senator Algore

policitian and environmentalist

“ I gottta go back through all the textbooks, black out all the information about penguins, write in all the margins about how they’re migrating to California now. It’s really hard and annoying.”

-Atticus

Student and teacher’s aide

“Penguins are kind of a hot point, a hot button...

People should be preparing for the inevitable...

global disaster. Darwin would say “survival of the fittest.” We’ve had our turn”

Dr. Kala Sumi

Psychologist

“We are becoming inundated with penguins. There are penguins everywhere. What’s happening is the food chain has been interrupted and there is an overabundance of fish - and there is nobody there to eat it.”

-Dr. Sabine Gootentag

Ecologist