Let’s face it people...penguins do not belong in Southern California...they have nasty habit of showing up at the most inappropriate moments and making our lives very...INCONVENIENT...

- Senator Algore

I have been sensing the growing hostility towards penguins. People have an odd trust for costumed characters...they let your kids hug you, sit on your lap - they are

literally tossing babies at you.

They don’t do that anymore...

-Penny

Theme park penguin

Every night, I defrost my fish in ice and water,  then come back in the next day to prepare it. Just the other day, I’ve missed over 100 pounds of Ahi Tuna which X%$#!@

(remainder of this sentence is too explicit to to print,even in another language).”

-Muriko

Sushi chef

“The usual things I find are bugs, dirt, leaves, you know the normal stuff. But they come around when no one is home and leave these disgusting greasy feathers in the filters. It causes more time on the job and keeps me from doing MY job. I clean pools!”

Elston

Pool cleaner

penguins are starting to invade our communities...

A message from the Senator:

People of America...

I implore you to take a moment to study this website and see what is happening to our country....to our world. Penguins are starting to invade our communities. You have to always be on guard and look over your shoulder. They have a habit of showing up at the most inappropriate moment and making our lives....inconvenient.

Sincerely,

Senator Algore